Our Tweeter, who art on the interweb
retweeted be thy post
Thy followers come, thy likes be done,
on Facebook as they are on WordPress.
Give us this day, our daily tweet
And forgive us our spam, as we forgive those who spam against us.
Lead us not into Lifecasting, but deliver us from Trolls.
For thine is the homepage, the blog post and the upload.
In 140 characters.